North Pole Customer Service
A hilarious holiday spin on customer service hell – where Santa’s tech support meets modern toy troubles. Experience the joyful frustration of being on hold at the North Pole!
LYRICS
[Verse]
Welcome to the North Pole Help Desk, how may I assist today?
Got a broken robot puppy that just won’t sit or stay?
Your flying drone’s not flying, your VR set’s gone blank?
Please hold for just a moment, don’t be a crank…
[Chorus]
North Pole Customer Service, please hold the line
We’re experiencing high call volumes at this time
Your call is important, you’re number two thousand four oh three
Grab some milk and cookies while you wait for St. Nick – me
(Have you tried turning it off and on again?)
[Verse]
Yes, I understand your Barbie’s speaking in reverse
And your LEGO set’s instructions seem to be getting worse
I see here in your file that you’ve been mostly good
Though that thing in March was borderline, we both knew that it could…
[Bridge]
Let me transfer you to Elf Tech Support right now
[Chorus]
North Pole Customer Service, please hold the line
We’re experiencing high call volumes at this time
Your call is important, you’re number two thousand four oh three
Grab some milk and cookies while you wait for St. Nick – me
(Have you tried upgrading it?)
[Bridge]
This call may be recorded for training purposes at the North Pole
Santa’s warranty doesn’t cover acts of coal or Grinch
Please note our busy season starts December 1st through 24th
And yes, we know that’s when you need us most, it’s not a cinch…
[Final Chorus]
North Pole Customer Service, please hold the line
We’re experiencing high call volumes at this time
Your call is important, you’re number two thousand four oh three
Grab some milk and cookies while you wait for St. Nick – me
(Sorry, your call has been disconnected…)
[Bridge]
Your call may be recorded for training purposes at the North Pole
Santa’s warranty doesn’t cover acts of coal or Grinch
Please note our busy season starts December 1st through 24th
And yes, we know that’s when you need us most, it’s not a cinch…
North Pole Customer Service, please hold…
© 2024 Lyrics by Susan Gast
Music: AI Generated
Featured on Christmas with SupaBees
Just read the part about local community efforts in SupaBees’s article, and I gotta say, it makes me happy to see people coming together like this. Makes me think we’re not all that bad, huh? Great read!
yeah but do u think this is actually gonna make a difference or just temporary feel-good stuff?
I dunno, SupaBees wrote about the new tech coming out but seems to me they missed out on the big picture. Like, sure it’s cool and all but what about the impact on jobs, right? Feels like they just skimmed the surface.