Hangover January First
A hilarious anthem for everyone who’s ever woken up on New Year’s Day wondering what happened to their resolutions before they even began.
This relatable tune perfectly captures the morning-after regrets, mysterious phone videos, and annual promises we make (and break) about “never doing this again.”
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Ah yes, I remember those days well. Itās all fun at the time, but the day after? No siree, Bob! Thatās me talking now, though, after decades of sobriety. I understand the party mentality, but Iām so grateful I chose to give up the booze.
Lyrics
[Verse]
My head’s a thundering runaway train
Last night’s champagne still racing through my veins
The room won’t stop spinning round
Need to keep my feet flat on the ground
[Chorus]
Hangover January First
Of all the days, this one’s the worst
Can’t remember what I said or did
But my phone’s got videos I wish itā¦ didn’t
Oh, January First
(Who let me drink so much?)
[Verse]
There’s confetti in my hair
And someone’s jacket – I don’t know from where
Text messages of shame
And I think I might have changed my middle name
[Chorus]
Hangover January First
Of all the days, this one’s the worst
Can’t remember what I said or did
But my phone’s got videos I wish itā¦ didn’t
Oh, January First
(Why do I do this every year?)
[Bridge]
Resolutions can wait another day
When my brain stops feeling this way
Water, aspirin, and my bed
Are all the friends I need ahead
[Verse]
Next year I’ll take it slow
(That’s what I said twelve months ago)
The party was worth the pain
But I won’t do this again
(Until next year’s campaign)
[Chorus]
Hangover January First
Of all the days, this one’s the worst
Can’t remember what I said or did
But my phone’s got videos I wish itā¦ didn’t
Oh, January First
(Here’s to poor life choices)
[Outro]
January Firstā¦
Just let me sleep til January thirdā¦
Ā© 2024 Lyrics by Susan Gast
Music: AI Generated
Featured on the album A Happy SupaBees New Year
Gotta say, this anthem hit close to home! The morning-after regrets part really had me laughing. SupaBees, you nailed the feeling of Jan 1st perfectly. Who hasn’t been there, right?
Honestly, if you need a song to tell you that New Year’s resolutions are a bust, you’re late to the party.
I think it’s all in good fun! Plus, a little laughter about our common fails is healthy. Cheers to everyone trying again this year!
so, anyone else watch those phone videos and just think who was that person last night?
Ah yes, the annual tradition of making promises we all know we’re gonna break. What would January be without it? A month of actual progress?
The real mystery isn’t where my resolutions went, it’s how I ended up with more pizza in my phone gallery than actual photos of me celebrating. Priorities, I guess?