My Gym Membership Will Last Forever… This Time
A hilariously honest anthem about New Year’s gym commitments, perfectly capturing that optimistic January spirit – and the inevitable February fade.
LYRICS
[Verse]
Signed up at midnight, card in hand
This time it’s different, got it planned
New running shoes and workout gear
My transformation starts right here
[Chorus]
My gym membership will last forever
(This time, this time, this time)
I’m feeling stronger, faster, better
(This time, this time, this time)
Three hundred bucks for twelve whole months
Yeah, I’m committed now
But deep inside I wonder how
[Verse]
Week one was great, I’m feeling strong
By week two, something’s askew
My muscles ache, my schedule’s tight
Netflix is looking good tonight
[Chorus]
My gym membership will last forever
(This time, this time, this time)
I’m feeling stronger, faster, better
(This time, this time, this time)
Three hundred bucks for twelve whole months
Yeah, I’m committed now
But deep inside I wonder how
[Bridge]
February comes and goes
March is ending, no one knows
Where’s that guy who signed up so bold?
Bet his gym card’s growing cold…
[Verse]
The trainer waves when I walk by
We both know it’s my goodbye
My yoga mat’s collecting dust
But next year, yeah, I know I must…
[Chorus]
My gym membership will last forever
(This time, this time, this time)
I’m feeling stronger, faster, better
(This time, this time, this time)
Three hundred bucks for twelve whole months
Yeah, I’m committed now
But deep inside I wonder how
[Outro]
Maybe I’ll start on Monday…
(Or the Monday after that…)
© 2024 Lyrics by Susan Gast
Music: AI Generated
Featured on the album A Happy SupaBees New Year
lol this article got me thinking, maybe i should trade my gym membership for a cat. At least when I don’t use the cat for workouts, it can still purr and be cute, unlike my unused gym shoes. Right, SupaBees?
haha, that’s one way to look at it! Cats are great, but don’t give up on the gym yet!
i get this so much. every year it’s the same story. say i’ll go to the gym, barely make it a month. who else is in this cycle? it’s like they playin our song, SupaBees.
Don’t lose hope! Maybe this year will be different — just take it one day at a time!
Interesting lyrics, though I argue the problem isn’t the gym membership but our approach to fitness as a whole. Why not integrate more activity into daily life rather than compartmentalize exercise as a task? Thoughts on this perspective, SupaBees?